“It’s a subtle heat,” Husband assured me in dulcet tones after he took the first bite of our habanero infused meal. Encouraged by his coaxing words, I took a bite.
To properly enjoy this “poetry,” you’ll need to visualize me in dramatic repose on a gilded chaise lounge, reciting orally the following words:
Husband wanted to know if demon worship was a requirement for dinner on Monday. What in the name of Zooey Deschanel’s ukulele is Seitan? Obvious mispronunciation aside, Seitan does sound a little weird. For those as uninformed as I am, Seitan is a high-protein vegetarian food made from cooked wheat gluten. It sounds irresistible! It looks irresistible as well so I made [...]
Welcome to Selfish Vegan! Here I am, venturing forth into unknown territory, and I’ve decided to share that journey with you, you lucky ducks! I grew up with meat and potatoes, and my taste in vegetables is fairly limited. Successfully picking at a side of asparagus or frozen corn cooked in olive oil makes me [...]
The Selfish Vegan is attempting to reacquaint herself with the kitchen. What in the name of Natalie Portman’s shoes is a Mandolin Slicer for?
