I never learned to appreciate the simple lunchtime staple- tuna salad. Probably because it’s normally made with mayonnaise, which I have mentioned before, is gross.
“To know so much and to have control over nothing… “ —Herodotus I can spend all morning creating a nutritious lunch for Big C that I genuinely think she’ll find thrilling, whittle it into adorable heart shapes, and present it with jazz hands and an elaborately choreographed balloon drop, but ninety percent of the time I hear, [...]
“The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
A lot of people use fast food as a last resort. Something to eat when traveling, running late, or attempting to do thirty things at one time. Since there are no vegan entrees on the menu at Chez McDonald’s, we have been effectively cut off from this disgusting crutch. What materialized, is a go-to sandwich [...]
“Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk” – James Joyce I know it’s vulgar, but what do you want me to say? That cheese everyone is so attached to is just bovine breast milk– coagulated, pressed and moldering, sliced into blocks for you to display at your next gathering of cheese eaters.
Broccoli Rabe. I never would have imagined it possible that this super-vegetable could be the filling of a sandwich so awesome, so friggin’ delicious, that it would make me question the merits of every other sandwich I’ve ever tasted. Ever.
The Selfish Vegan is attempting to reacquaint herself with the kitchen. What in the name of Natalie Portman’s shoes is a Mandolin Slicer for?
