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Category Archives: Recipes

Computer Chips.

If ever you need a salty snack that won’t make you hate yourself, kale chips are it.  I know, you already hate yourself for caving to mainstream pressure; you must have an iPhone 4 or you’ll die!  But just in case you’re wrong, and slogging along with the last phone you mortgaged your home for [...]

The McFu.

A lot of people use fast food as a last resort.  Something to eat when traveling, running late, or attempting to do thirty things at one time.  Since there are no vegan entrees on the menu at Chez McDonald’s, we have been effectively cut off from this disgusting crutch.  What materialized, is a go-to sandwich [...]

It’s Seitan. Make Some.

Put on your aprons folks.  It’s time to make seitan!  I know what you’re thinking and I’ll answer that thought for you right off the bat–  yes, you can buy seitan pre-made at the grocery store.  But why would you want to when you can make it so easily at home?  A couple of things: [...]

We’ll just call it dessert, shall we?

Fruit may be “Nature’s Candy,” but few children will agree with that statement.  I am no autocrat, especially when faced with doleful toddler eyes, so I can occasionally be persuaded to compromise.  Enter the vegan chocolate cup– a pleasing pedestal for more nutritious, though equally tempting, fruit, soy yogurt, frozen coconut milk ice cream… the [...]

Good morning Sunshine! Time for a healthy breakfast!

People seem to be at a loss for words when contemplating the possibilities of a vegan breakfast.  No bacon?  No eggs?  No milk in your cereal?  I know it seems grim, but you can start your day without slaughtering an animal and stuffing your arteries full of lard.  I promise.  I can hold your hand [...]