“Truth will rise above falsehood as oil above water” – Miguel de Cervantes And the truth is, The Selfish Vegan was gifted a sweet set of love handles from Baby D a few months ago.
“Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.” –Gloria Naylor
“The variety of all things forms a pleasure.” –Euripides Eating the same thing every day is a tragedy for your taste buds sure, but it also means
“Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk” – James Joyce I know it’s vulgar, but what do you want me to say? That cheese everyone is so attached to is just bovine breast milk– coagulated, pressed and moldering, sliced into blocks for you to display at your next gathering of cheese eaters.
“Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.” – Ovid I know you love me. But you’ve got to stop worrying about my calcium intake or you’ll perish from stress. It may be hard to break from convention, but cow’s milk [...]
“Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.” — William Shakespeare “Be careful with that thing,” Husband clucked as I deftly sliced through a couple of bunches of scallions. Chop, chop, chop.
The Selfish Vegan is attempting to reacquaint herself with the kitchen. What in the name of Natalie Portman’s shoes is a Mandolin Slicer for?
