There was a bar near the school where Husband and I met that always had pretzels on the stand. There is something about pretzels, mustard and beer that still makes me feel collegiate and ready for scarf season.
“Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.” –Gloria Naylor
If ever you need a salty snack that won’t make you hate yourself, kale chips are it. I know, you already hate yourself for caving to mainstream pressure; you must have an iPhone 4 or you’ll die! But just in case you’re wrong, and slogging along with the last phone you mortgaged your home for [...]
To properly enjoy this “poetry,” you’ll need to visualize me in dramatic repose on a gilded chaise lounge, reciting orally the following words:
The Selfish Vegan is attempting to reacquaint herself with the kitchen. What in the name of Natalie Portman’s shoes is a Mandolin Slicer for?
